"All humidity, no humility"

Films: Swamp Shark (2011)

Alias: None

Type: Natural

Location: Swamp

Height/Weight: That of an average great white.

Affiliation: Neutral

Summary: Sharks sure end up in the most impractical of places. Most of the time, it's because humans had a part in it. Here...well actually, that's what happened. The only thing is that the shark here is a cut above the rest.

History: Accidentally released by an animal smuggler into the shallow waters of Louisiana, this shark quickly adapted to the new area. It had also developed a hankering for eating alligators and people, the latter of which was so much easier to munch. And while this might not be the most redneck-infected area of the south, it's still an ideal feeding ground for a killer shark.

Notable Kills: Jumps in the air to bite someone’s head off while they're peeping.

Final Fate: In time, the people get together to entrap the shark, pulling it into a giant rotary fan. With some effort, the shark is reduced to salsa, and the swamplands return to normal.

Powers/Abilities: None.

Weakness: Anything conventional.

Scariness Factor: 3-As per usual, we got ourselves some low-budget CGI for a low-budget creature. But hey, at least we get some practical effects here and there, right? Eh, it kind of works. And there is something a bit unsettling about a moss-covered shark. It just blends right in...

Trivia: -Louisiana has had shark attacks before. But alas, they are the handiwork of the bull shark, the only shark that can prosper in fresh water.

-This film was directed by Griff Furst, who's actually more of an actor than he is a director. Considering he made this, can you blame him?


Image Gallery


It was already terrifying with the backwards values!

What lovely crimson whites!
Fresh reasons to not go into any body of water.

Flying...Jaws...what?
"WHICH ONE OF YOU SAID THE N-WORD?!"


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